Hello
again Santa! Welcome to our home. We hope you find the treats pleasing. Like
always we have some questions for you:
Always look forward to the Brown’s AND
the questions.
Do
you have any kids? (Syd)
7,948,642,854,127,019 kids (or
commonly called elves)
Have
you ever been to Disneyland? (Syd)
Every year – I enjoyed seeing all of
you this year during the parade ---
Do
you hire/fire elves? (Syd)
They all volunteer. Awesome workers
and super friends. Diegos is my right-hand man this year.
Does Mrs. Claus cook anything that you aren’t very fond of? (Karin)
1. Warm egg nog
2. Cold meat
loaf (wouldn’t recommend it)
How
long is your beard? (Camille/Parker)
January – March – 2-4 inches
April – June – 5-7 inches
July – Sept. – 8-10 inches
Oct. – Dec. – 12-22 inches and soft
Do
you get present? (Camille)
1.
Cookies
2.
Warm milk
3.
Brownies
4.
Jelly bellies
Every year
and it never gets old.
How
many elves do you have? (Parker)
7,948,642,854,127,019 AND COUNTING!
How
many cookies do you eat on Christmas Eve? (Bryce)
Infinity and beyond….
What
is your favorite sport? Or, if you’re a nerd/geek, what is your favorite
activity? (Camille/Syd)
1.
Braiding my beard
2.
Teasing the Tooth Fairy
3.
Carving whistles
4.
Frosting cookies
How
big is your Christmas tree? (Camille)
This year both Donner and Comet
located the tree while many of the elves cut it down and dragged it home – 21 feet,
4 inches.
How
many dogs have chased you? (Camille)
None!
What
do you do when your reindeer need to go … um … wee wee? (Parker)
I have a bucket. Then dump the bucket
on the grass of the naughty kids.
Have
a merry season! Ride safe!
Xoxo,
the Browns
I love,
Rachel,
Sydney,
Parker,
Bryce and
Camille
You are beautiful, wonderful kids. You
have a wonderful family. I never have to worry about any of you – always safely
on my nice list.
Thank you for the cookies and the ‘monkey
milk.’
Til next year,
SANTA