Lady: I'm calling to confirm your order to discontinue your Comcast cable service.
Me: Yes, that's correct.
Lady: Is there a reason you cancelled, such as price or quality of service, that we could help you with. We have a lot of nice promotions right now, if that helps.
Me: No thank you. We just decided to make a life-style change.
Lady: Ya know, a lot of people enjoy having some of the music from the music channels in their home or being able to watch the news. Would you like any of that in your home?
Me: Nope, we don't. But thank you for the call and please cancel our service.
-- These days, we lounge around and listen to books on tape. --
